Woman: Oh! Please don't touch me! Oh! Please don't touch...! Oh! Please ...don't......! Oh! Please...............! Oh!....Oh!.....Oh!.....Oh!
Enviroments (fwd) 1. Life environment: (Wise man) + (Wise woman) = ROMANCE (Wise man) + (Dumb woman) = AFFAIR (Dumb man) + (Wise woman) = DIVORCE (Dumb man) + (Dumb woman) = MARRIAGE 2. Work environment: (Wise manager) + (Wise employee) = PROFIT (Wise manager) + (Dumb employee) = PRODUCTION (Dumb manager) + (Wise employee) = PROMOTION (Dumb manager) + (Dumb employee) = OVERTIME (plenty of)
Salt and Blood Pressure Father: Shut up! Don't tell your father how to manage our business. I have eaten more salt than you have rice! Son: Yes, sir. But no wonder your blood pressure is getting so high.
Daydream Lucy: Do you dream at nighttime? Jack: No, I only dream at daytime.
大家都知道...英國最多試管嬰兒了... 結果很多人發現試管嬰兒的智商都很低... 於是...科學家就決定調查一番... 過了幾個月...調查結果出爐...洋洋灑灑數十頁.. 好不驚人...但是他們最後的結論是... "Spare the rod and spoil the child."
The Optimist The optimist fell ten stories. At each window bar He shouted to his friends: "All right so far"
"Morning Name Name , How How One" 是什麼意思？！ 一開始怎麼猜都猜不到， 可是每次講完他們每個人都笑翻了… 後來才知道原來答案是 …… Ans: [摸你ㄋㄟㄋㄟ 好好玩] 千萬不要打我唷~~
A Window Seat A: Which do you prefer, a window seat or an aisle seat? B: I always prefer a window seat. A: Why? B: In case some bad thing happen I can jump out from it.
英文笑話9：making a wish
A woman got an antique Magic Mirror from the flee market which claims will make your wish come true. So the woman took it home and made a wish : " Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, please make my breast to forty-four." Suddenly, the magic happens. Her breast is getting larger and larger to size 44. Her boy friend saw what had happened to her and couldn't wait to make a wish himself. So the guy said to the the mirror: " Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, please make my "it" to the floor." Then the "Miracle" happens. The guy's legs were getting shorter and shorter and finally his "it" did reach the floor.
"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?" asked the father of his little son. "Diet."
- Jul 29 Wed 2009 14:52