英文笑話1：Oh!! Please.....
某天夜黑風高的晚上，公園中一對男女在卿卿我我！ 其對話如下:
Woman: Oh! Please don't touch me! Oh! Please don't touch...! Oh! Please ...don't......! Oh! Please...............! Oh!....Oh!.....Oh!.....Oh!
英文笑話2：Enviroments
Enviroments (fwd) 1. Life environment: (Wise man) + (Wise woman) = ROMANCE (Wise man) + (Dumb woman) = AFFAIR (Dumb man) + (Wise woman) = DIVORCE (Dumb man) + (Dumb woman) = MARRIAGE 2. Work environment: (Wise manager) + (Wise employee) = PROFIT (Wise manager) + (Dumb employee) = PRODUCTION (Dumb manager) + (Wise employee) = PROMOTION (Dumb manager) + (Dumb employee) = OVERTIME (plenty of)
英文笑話3：鹽與血壓
Salt and Blood Pressure Father: Shut up! Don't tell your father how to manage our business. I have eaten more salt than you have rice! Son: Yes, sir. But no wonder your blood pressure is getting so high.
英文笑話4：白日夢者
Daydream Lucy: Do you dream at nighttime? Jack: No, I only dream at daytime.
英文笑話5：試管嬰兒
大家都知道...英國最多試管嬰兒了... 結果很多人發現試管嬰兒的智商都很低... 於是...科學家就決定調查一番... 過了幾個月...調查結果出爐...洋洋灑灑數十頁.. 好不驚人...但是他們最後的結論是... "Spare the rod and spoil the child."
英文笑話6：樂觀者
The Optimist The optimist fell ten stories. At each window bar He shouted to his friends: "All right so far"
英文笑話7：ㄋㄟㄋㄟ
"Morning Name Name , How How One" 是什麼意思？！ 一開始怎麼猜都猜不到， 可是每次講完他們每個人都笑翻了… 後來才知道原來答案是 …… Ans: [摸你ㄋㄟㄋㄟ 好好玩] 千萬不要打我唷~~
英文笑話8：靠窗的座位
A Window Seat A: Which do you prefer, a window seat or an aisle seat? B: I always prefer a window seat. A: Why? B: In case some bad thing happen I can jump out from it.
英文笑話9：making a wish
A woman got an antique Magic Mirror from the flee market which claims will make your wish come true. So the woman took it home and made a wish : " Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, please make my breast to forty-four." Suddenly, the magic happens. Her breast is getting larger and larger to size 44. Her boy friend saw what had happened to her and couldn't wait to make a wish himself. So the guy said to the the mirror: " Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, please make my "it" to the floor." Then the "Miracle" happens. The guy's legs were getting shorter and shorter and finally his "it" did reach the floor.
英文笑話10：減肥
"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?" asked the father of his little son. "Diet."
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