英文笑話1:Oh!! Please.....
某天夜黑風高的晚上,公園中一對男女在卿卿我我! 其對話如下:
Woman: Oh! Please don't touch me! Oh! Please don't touch...! Oh! Please ...don't......! Oh! Please...............! Oh!....Oh!.....Oh!.....Oh!

英文笑話2:Enviroments

Enviroments (fwd) 1. Life environment: (Wise man) + (Wise woman) = ROMANCE (Wise man) + (Dumb woman) = AFFAIR (Dumb man) + (Wise woman) = DIVORCE (Dumb man) + (Dumb woman) = MARRIAGE 2. Work environment: (Wise manager) + (Wise employee) = PROFIT (Wise manager) + (Dumb employee) = PRODUCTION (Dumb manager) + (Wise employee) = PROMOTION (Dumb manager) + (Dumb employee) = OVERTIME (plenty of)

英文笑話3:鹽與血壓

Salt and Blood Pressure Father: Shut up! Don't tell your father how to manage our business. I have eaten more salt than you have rice! Son: Yes, sir. But no wonder your blood pressure is getting so high.

英文笑話4:白日夢者

Daydream Lucy: Do you dream at nighttime? Jack: No, I only dream at daytime.

英文笑話5:試管嬰兒

大家都知道...英國最多試管嬰兒了... 結果很多人發現試管嬰兒的智商都很低... 於是...科學家就決定調查一番... 過了幾個月...調查結果出爐...洋洋灑灑數十頁.. 好不驚人...但是他們最後的結論是... "Spare the rod and spoil the child."

英文笑話6:樂觀者

The Optimist The optimist fell ten stories. At each window bar He shouted to his friends: "All right so far"

英文笑話7:ㄋㄟㄋㄟ

"Morning Name Name , How How One" 是什麼意思?! 一開始怎麼猜都猜不到, 可是每次講完他們每個人都笑翻了… 後來才知道原來答案是 …… Ans: [摸你ㄋㄟㄋㄟ 好好玩] 千萬不要打我唷~~

英文笑話8:靠窗的座位

A Window Seat A: Which do you prefer, a window seat or an aisle seat? B: I always prefer a window seat. A: Why? B: In case some bad thing happen I can jump out from it.

英文笑話9:making a wish

A woman got an antique Magic Mirror from the flee market which claims will make your wish come true. So the woman took it home and made a wish : " Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, please make my breast to forty-four." Suddenly, the magic happens. Her breast is getting larger and larger to size 44. Her boy friend saw what had happened to her and couldn't wait to make a wish himself. So the guy said to the the mirror: " Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, please make my "it" to the floor." Then the "Miracle" happens. The guy's legs were getting shorter and shorter and finally his "it" did reach the floor.

英文笑話10:減肥

"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?" asked the father of his little son. "Diet."

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